The rule is that it's creepy is the young partner is younger than half the age of the older, plus 7. So a 50 year old could reasonably date a 32 year old. I rule this not creepy.

Bad news. You actually don't have control over this either. All the "controversy" has done is ensure healthy DVD/Blu-Ray/streaming sales, which is kind of the point.

It's about time. It started out hilarious, but honestly the joke got a little stale about four years ago.

If only I could use these powers for good.

I hear that they are engraving that in the Oval Office.

Oh, good God. Yes, it's a bad idea, but it's an episode of television and it's already made. It won't kill anyone if it airs. And if it's really bad, we all have something to point and laugh at. On the list of things that must be stopped in 2017, this has got to be somewhere near the bottom, right?

Yeah, seriously. WTF?

Your mom came searching for the glorious F, and she can never be denied.

Don't lick it.
Don't flick it.
Don't jerk it.
Don't twerk it.
Don't beat it.
Don't eat it.

Since Patsy Walker is on Jessica Jones and apparently knows krav maga, I am thinking we will see Hellcat on Defenders before the season is out.

And even Spider-Man, Beast, Iceman, and Angel on occasion. Also Moondragon IIRC. It was basically Dr. Strange and a rotating cast of characters, which is why I'm okay with this iteration. I would really like it if Dr. Strange made an appearance, though.

Rhetorical question. Everybody likes his sexy ass.

Ok. That would have been after I stopped reading regularly.

Meh, circumcision is overrated.

Yeah, but he kind of did all those things instead of raising his son, so he may as well have been dead. (Granted it wasn't entirely his fault, but he never seemed to have quite that much remorse about the whole thing IIRC.)

There's quite a few that don't, but the number of adopted superheroes is actually something quite positive in my experience. It's actually been a good way for my son to view his own adoption in a positive/relatable light.

It's an old, old issue in American films. Jaime Lee Curtis was playing a 15-16 year old in Halloween and it looked fucking ridiculous.

You're queen now. You have to let this go.

You can, but please think long and hard about whether you should.

You're just asking for a mouthful of shower gel, aren't you?