It's an enduringly popular quick lunch among office workers in Japan. It also has some of the best commercials.

Shh. We're trying to have a temper tantrum here, and you're ruining it with facts.

So…there's not enough focus in the first half of the game, but the second half is too linear?

They actually took out all of Mushnik's singing for the movie. Was Vincent Gardenia just shy about his singing voice, or what?

My five year-old is a hardcore fan of the 1986 musical. Somehow he found the original Roger Corman movie on the internet and watched it all the way through. It seemed . . . less good, but at least he stuck through it until the end.

You mean . . . he likes his kids better than his work? That's not very American of him at all.

Meh, I was okay with both the original ending and the movie ending. It was a musical about a talking plant, so I didn't take it that seriously.

I would have loved it if they teamed up for an ultimate move they called The Power Fist.

I have that problem all the time.

I think SHIELD was a considered a "safe" choice (read: cheap and not too superhero-y) when it was first conceived, and while it may have improved in quality since the early days, it's an uneasy fit with the way Marvel's other properties have grown. Inhumans would be a much better standard-bearer if it turns out to be…

I suspect it will cross over with SHIELD, but not the Netflix shows, unless the Inhumans set up shop in Hell's Kitchen or Harlem.

Dexter showrunners and writers for the Nextflix MCU shows is not exactly a new phenomenon.

Oh, no. I was looking forward to having you around. We're going to to miss you.

Westworld will give you far more dong for your viewing investment.

Edgy.

For better and worse, yeah. I don't feel right blaming it, exactly, but it has a lot of shitty imitators.

It was probably better in its original context. It doesn't even seem particularly edgy now, but boy was it back then. At the time, it was new and fresh. Now, it has to contend with literally every procedural on CBS, which has the exact same plot, and with Mad Mikkelsen's pretty much superior take on the character. I…

Now bend over.

Never far, if you believe in yourself and are willing to look for it.

RIP