Agreed. Not only can I not think of a single bad thing to say about her, I don't even know anyone who can. She's a genuinely good, classy person.

Well, there was technically some murder just beforehand, but your point is well-taken, I think. If this movie jangled a person's nerves at all, then maybe horror movies are just not for him/her.

"Whether or not Robert Eggers’ period-set horror film The Witch is truly scary might be up for debate . . ."

I've been doing it for years, with varying degrees of success. Most often you get patronizing, generic, I-make-no-promises letters in return. I will say, though, that Harry Reid's office really helped me out of a tough spot with some jerk at my local Social Security office, which basically refused to give my adopted…

People who were a fan of this game (like I was) would be more inclined to watch it as a goofy, slapstick dark comedy. If you had a smart writer on this, it could actually be good. But alas, that's not where they're taking it.

I have the Sega Master System version of this game and I still regularly play it. Solid, mindless, destructive fun.

Also, why do straight men do this? Not to make generalizations, but in my experience, not a single straight woman (or gay one, for that matter) wants to see a picture of a penis. As generalizations go, that seems pretty solid to me. Yet asshole men keep sending these things to my female friends, and I can't help butu…

Did you see The Waldo Moment? It's already been underway for a year or so.

A few months ago, we had two Amber alerts within 15 minutes of each other in the dead of night, for something that literally just happened two states over. After the first one blasted my entire family out of slumber, I suggested we all turn off our phones. My husband declined to do so, without letting me know. When…

"There's an international stereotype my American friends hate. That they are rude, ignorant navel gazers, who are overly nationalist and militaristic, and for whom avarice is considered a virtue."

Mine too.

Would he mind you sharing that information with your friends on the AV Club boards?

And likely will be. Hey, it's just another reason to turn your phone off before you go to bed, as far as I am concerned.

I was talking to my boss last night and mentioned the flag burning tweet and he poo-pooed it away. To which I replied, "You realize a statute prescribing that punishment would be struck down 8-0 by the Supreme Court? And the only reason it wouldn't be 9-0 is because Antonin Scalia is dead?" He didn't have an answer…

Check out sex tape. Sad!

Now I have to go look for the X-Men article, because that sounds like something I actually want to read.

Yes, the joke wasn't that it was a Foreman grill; it was that he had this ridiculous, over-complicated, and unsafe way of using it that caused him a ridiculous injury.

Yeah, it's not rocket science. I suppose one could screw up by overcooking it, but you'll only do that a few times at most before you get the hang of it.

Looks like they thought of that.

It probably tastes pretty good. I am NOT a fan of octopus, but everyone else in my family would eat that part. Otherwise, looks like a good time.