I think there is one more possibly good zombie movie that could be made. It would be a sequel to the original Day of the Dead, and would focus on a group of survivors who can self-sustain, but are basically locked up with each other. None of those story would directly involve the zombies, who would basically be a…

I feel like the biggest problem with the show lies with an audience that desperately wants to get ahead of the story rather than just enjoy it. And then they get frustrated when they can't predict a big, designed-to-be-unpredictable plot twist that may or may not be happening, so they declare the show incomprehensible.

But how does that square with the fact that BERNARD IS OBVIOUSLY A ROBOT?!?

I doubt the "good" Eleanor is genuine. Trevor wasn't at all interested in giving her back until Michael stopped the train and pulled "bad" Eleanor off.

The Janet cacti jokes, particularly the drawn-out one where Michael warns her, "You had better not tell me you have the file and then give me another cacti or I will go insane," were classic setups that were delivered flawlessly.

Yes, but it is also possible that the good place is not THE good place, and that Michael and Trevor's worlds only represent two of many, many possibilities.

That's actually the name of Xanderpuss's sex tape.

If you have Captain America shirtless, I would think you can leverage/negotiate that into a shirtless Thor, as well.

Then you're getting into Naked Lunch territory, which is a different order of problem.

Last time I tried to eat crab, I cracked open one leg, took a bite, and then thought to myself, "Was it always this disgusting?"

Both of which are also pretty disgusting to look at, and also to eat. (My opinion of course.) I was actually neutral on Lobster until some asshole brought a cooler of live ones to my office one day. They were all packed in there, some critically injured, and all on their way to a lobster dinner somewhere. Ever since…

The hipster factor, of course. Where did you think you were?

"Bug-related stuff" is a far cry from "cricket snacks."

No. It's fucking disgusting, and nothing Pepsi or anyone else says is going to change that for me. Maybe that's ethnocentric, but I'm even less likely to eat a bug than I am a dog.

Your mom's in the can.

It's like you only just got to the Internet.

Technically true, but "better than Man of Steel" is an awfully low bar to clear.

The Dark World was actually better for me on the second viewing. I only remembered the terrible Malekith stuff. When I focused more on what was going on in Asgard and the Loki/Thor relationship, I enjoyed it more.

I remembered Malekith as being genuinely scary in the comics. I didn't realize that's who the main villain in the Dark World was supposed to be until I was almost completely through that movie. Such a waste of potential.

Yeah . . . I think that broke my brain.