Tenemos que practicar nuestro sarcasmo jodido en espanol.

No. It's chauvinist to behave as though one is somehow morally superior because one makes an artificial distinction between men and women (i.e., "I would NEVER shoot a woman.") Why? There's no answer the character can give that isn't sexist.

Right, because race is not at all a relevant topic in modern America at the moment.

What. The. Hell. I really liked this show — often more than The Daily Show. I thought this was really popular. Had no idea it was even on the bubble.

Fair enough. Cavill is crazy hot, so I'd certainly be willing to see what he could do with a non-Snyder director at the helm. :)

I had very similar feelings about it. I would maybe grade it a tad higher just on the fact that I thought it was silly fun. The writing definitely left something to be desired, and much of the time it was just too dark. But it was much more comic book-y than the prior DC movies, which I appreciated.

There was definitely a list of studio demands that strained the movie. The sheer amount of exposition and character introduction takes up so much room that they couldn't get it everything they needed to for it to really be effective.

I didn't know that, but I really can't stand Goosebumps, which my five year old of course loves.

Suicide Squad didn't break the mold, but I liked it well enough and had fun. I don't understand the seething hatred for it, or what so many people are invested in portraying it as a flop.

So…I saw Suicide Squad. It was not a great movie, but I am kind of shocked at how hostile critics have been to it. It's messy and there's definitely problems, but it's not that bad, guys. I thought it was a definite improvement over Man of Steel (which was so bad I couldn't finish) and BvS (which literally made me…

How is this a great job by the Internet?

Nobody has ever said that to Domino's.

Honestly? I don't know about Avery. If the cops hadn't screwed with the evidence, I might be able to tell. As it is . . . I would vote to acquit.

And if they fail, they literally have to eat poisoned fruit.

"Fucked up" is really too charitable. That implies he was trying to defend his client, when he was clearly working against his client's best interest.

We all do.

My understanding is that you can take that cookie and

I'm assuming they did it all for the nookie.

Do you not use condoms with dead rats?

For me, the king of the whiny "But we're in love!" songs will always be Tonic's "If You Could Only See." Holy shit, I wanted to punch that kid in the face every time I heard the song on the radio.