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Captain Positive
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"I'm keeping this episode on my DVR whenever I need an ugly cry."

yep. when it comes to checking out gorilla dongs, there are no wieners here.

*farts*

maybe he was busy with "trying to take over an entire gorilla army" stuff?

nice! ballpoint banana reference! That's for us old school commenters.

she's a temporal bounty hunter. Presumably she had someone to capture or investigate.

Here's how you fix it: simply fast-forward through the romance shit.

Brady?

insightful explanation

aaaaaannddd … whadyathink?

so you were stuck in a no-wang scenario?

Bingo. This guy gets it.

exactly! Effects were fine.

B+ ?

HOLY SHIT that was amazing. Watched it with my 8 year old son and we were losing our minds during the arena scenes.

It's like poetry. It rhymes.

counterpoint: it's also just a dopey, fun superhero show.

Good Lord John Wick 2 was amazing. You know how in movies you think to yourself, "Eh the main character should have done THIS or I wish he would have done THAT."

it's Captain!

nice.