It's Judge Positive.

I agree. Plus how fucking THRILLING is the ending? Just the crowd scenes and the pitch-perfect, choreographed fight.

it's Captain.

"You and me … are gonna fight at three o'clock … and there's nothing you can do about it." — Buddy Ravelle.

Hey, I'm always somewhat optimistic.

he'd be all, like, HELL NAW.

Hugs, not drugs.

but this time they're teachers!

This looks kinda funny.

you know it, playah.

I don't follow wrestling whatsoever so I was 46% confused as hell with this headline.

sister act of valor

No.

Yikes.

nice

but at least he told her to "Get rid of the zero and get with the hero."

I came to see if you commented.

Hey … I LOVE 1976!

haha nice.

WHY DID YOU MISSPELL THAT NAME!?!?!