I'm excited to be here today. What a great crowd! The city of Houston has really done a great job in rolling out the red carpet.

They just don't get any better than this, do they partner?

(faint baby cries)

slow down there, egg-head!

great point. It really is.

I've said it before and I'll say it again …

that score sounds about right. Maybe even 27-24, Pats.

My insightful analysis:

(crickets chirping)

When my kids want me to take them to shitty-ass movies, know what I do?

counterpoint: Schneider!

fool me one, shame on you
fool me twice, shame on me
fool me three times, shame on me
fool me four times, shame on me
fool me five times, shame on me
fool me six times … what am I, a Native American?

is One Day at a Time really a modern sitcom though?

you win

Well said.

it gave me chills.

100% agree! You said it better than I could. Honestly, what do people expect to get out of this? You are only encouraging others to do horrible deeds so that some form of art can imitate them.

nice

(Sits down with JustObserved on the couch)

When I remember it exists, I am mildly ambivalent about this show!