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Gardening tip: If you plant Sean Beans and add water you get a Boromir.

NERDS!!!!!!!!!

Agreed 100%. Couldn't have stated this any better.

Best action movie ever? It's certainly up there.

If you have to ask, you ain't doin' it right.

HOT TAKE: Mariah Carey is the real-life version of Miss Piggy.

HELLOOOOOO!!!!

Bummed these are only 10 minutes long. Why?!?!?!?

It's true. God hates us.

WARNING INSENSITIVE JOKE AHEAD:

you know it playah!

I think I saw it in 7th grade and acknowledged it was pretty terrible.

Yep. I view the Donner cut as one giant amount of deleted scene footage.

something had to happen to force your hand. Now get out there and make some good choices, you little scamp.

It's good!

nice

bless you!

get him!

Plus Gene Hackman's inability to correctly pronounce the word "nuclear."

It took great courage to admit that.