Thanks, Orson Unwelles! Will do.

Dylan Dreyer on the Today Show …SO HAAAAAAWT.

The voice-over stuff is when I knew I was in.

eh, you were a typical teen, like the rest of us were.

"Were they just going to sit there in silence watching a porn movie
together while trying to keep their boners a secret from the other?"

and then heads exploded. lots and lots of heads.

Your post is hilarious. And accurate. You ain't metal if all you do is shout it out loud.

This isn't exactly on topic, but I remember when Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow came out, I LOVED it and told everybody it was gonna be the next Star Wars and they would make a trilogy and that it was the new big thing.

"You know what you would see if you looked up the word idiot in the dictionary?"

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!?!

The Cooler is an absolute classic for any sitcom. Everything about it is perfect.

Real Alps

Bingo. I think I felt the same way.

second season and parts of the first were AWESOME, but it quickly spiraled into a tedious cartoon in which the characters never went anywhere.

Talks about the sudden appearance of Tori from Saved By the Bell for 12 straight episodes leading into the series finale and how the cast and crew never mentioned her ever again on Graduation day, when Kelly and Jessie inexplicably showed back up.

good to know Season 5 got back on track. We stopped watching after or in the middle of 3, when every character was a cooky cartoon possessing absolutely no proximity to anything in the real world.

Too soon.

Great now I just wasted an hour of my time reading about the "Tori Paradox." Thanks a lot!

This will be the worst book I ever read cover to cover.

No! In the next bit of stunt-casting, Snoke will be played by New England Patriots Coach Bill Belichick.