The Baseball Hall of Fame has the original animation cell for that scene.

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PAL
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Lord Palmerston!

*fart noise*

How do you keep a bunch of morons in suspense for 2 hours?

First of all, . An incident like this,That right there, that’s some sort of minor miracle.

Two weeks ago, I had made pizza dough. I was going to make pizza. I cook dinner 4 to 5 nights a week. But I had a long day. So I told my wife that I was tired and hungry so I just going to order pizza. She said, "That's ok. How about I take the kids out of the house and grab food for you?" I said, "Thanks."

Maybe you should just stop going to Arby's.

I bet if Bill O Reilly were Ernie the Kinja tech, he would just do it live.

Do the New Pornographers ever do it live?

All right!

If I knew how to do anything, I would make a trailer for Breaking Bad but with Hank as the antagonist.

Remember them twins on Breaking Bad?
Tuco's cousins.

You are at 9 right now. Only 7,993 to go!

Why do Americans no longer eat presidents?

Kinja, take me away!

My first friend with a car was a huge The The fan. I am extremely familiar with their work.

I can't remember exactly which year Next Stop, Starville was, but that was one of the funniest build ups ever.

I have yet to make it through all of the Star Wars movies.

The last I saw it was basically reduced to being a college radio station.