They took down the statue of the Walrus?

Lee executed his father-in-law's will which stated for his slaves to be released upon his death. Lee held onto the slaves to fix his financial problems. And then freed the slaves.

That is William "Refrigerator" Perry.

It was a POW camp with horrible conditions. No records of executions of anybody. But that won't stop the memes.

Just wait until you get the Bon Jovi Highway. Worst part is it only gets you halfway there.

Did Jefferson Davis retire to AZ?

Careful now.

Do we know what type of stone the memorial was?

We made peace when I ripped the sleeves off of his jacket.

Last summer, I gave the "The world doesn't meet you halfway" speech to a 6-year-old who was whining at the playground.

I am really into the Man or Astroman? group of bands. MoAM were a space rock band. They were aliens from space who played surf rock. They also used theremins, tesla coils and printers as musical instruments during their live shows.

I have a major softspot for them too. But it is more of a sentimental thing because I used to watch them with my grandmom all of the time growing up. My favorite ones are the happy ones about overcoming obstacles like teen pregnancy.

What can I get for 78 tickets?

It takes your mind off all the diapers that fall off in the ball pit.

Only a non-Cheeser would say that.

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Any time I hear a really good song on my ipod and have no idea what it is, I hit the button and find out it is Franz Ferdinand.

They were one of them bands I totally forgot about. I put the self-titled on about a year ago. That album is fantastic.

They found another spastic band with no rhythm to replace them: Bush.

Nerd!