I am spending 9 to 10 hours in a row without any major connection to the world. By the time I get back to the hotel, the news cycle has already moved on to reaction to the Shit Show.

When are we going to erect some Cornwallis statues in Philadelphia, Yorktown, Boston, Trenton and all of the places he fought for his cause on this soil?

Tucker Carlson would defend Trump as Trump gave him a swirlie in a dirty toilet.

So he has just totally turned into Steve Austin from 30 Rock?

I spent 7 hours at a waterpark today and rode every slide at least twice.

I didn't see it. Just read the lowlights.

From what I have heard, Trump not only complained about Obama today, he ripped George Washington and Thomas Jefferson. So Trump complained about 3 of the 5 Presidents he knows

I am on vacation. I have limited access to the internet, tv and radio.

Berlin reunited in 1989.

We are really close to seeing him cry.

I would have expected that from Ginny.

You just yell "Tag, you're It!" while typing.

The NYC tourism board should be selling package deals.

*Checks Facebook *

I really liked him on Amen.

I have a friend that graduated with Ron Powlus from Berwick High. Apparently that was a big deal in Berwick. But carried no weight anywhere else in the world. He would mention it in Philly and nobody knew what he was talking about.

There was a bartender that used to make such strong Long Island Iced Teas that she made us pay up our tabs for the night because so many people would disappear after drinking one.

Trump is a gosh darn idiot.

It was like a petulant child doing a half ass job at some chore. "I swept the floor and you still aren't happy!"

My cousin is one of them. He basically has two choices in life right now:
1. Admit he is stupid and lazy and has made terrible choices in life.
2. Blame women, blacks, Jews, gays…