The FBI is concerned that the hackers may have acquired the copyright protected algorithms that allow HBO to show Charlie's Angels 2: Full Throttle over 6 stations 9 times a day in 2 languages.

More like infanus!

I got to see them sing the Star Spangled Banner and Take Me Out to The Ballgame. I figured I got to see their two best songs.

Yea. It is pretty much Another Animal and that is it.

And it is not all songs about baseball this time!

They are probably just those prescription glasses that turn dark in the sun.

Speaking of which, on Friday, Bandcamp will be donating all profits the Transgender Law Center. And you can pre-order this album on there.

Tour sponsored by Shitty Layover Airlines*.

I got syphilis from a swinging club.

Dairy of a Madman.

I went to grad school with a girl who said, "hyper-bowl-lee".

I too have ascertained that I was in a situation like you.

Finally.

"Gland Jury Announces Inditement on President Pee Paw."

Did I ever tell you about the time my mother-in-law broke my "This is not a Fugazi t-shirt" coffee mug?

As long as I can eat it before the show I will be happy.

Will they be serving ice cream?

"Delusional President Imagines Phone Call from Boy Scouts"

I used to work with a Welsh guy who said "cemetary" so that it sounded like "Sandwich Tree." Sandwich trees would be so lovely.

The grapefruit is in the perfect beer category. I can just drink it forever.