Shit, I thought you'd found somewhere better to hand out!

Goodbye, Old Friends Thread

TAKE MY HAND! IT'LL BE OKAY!

I'll miss you, Burl. You've always been a fave in my household.

Oh, I'm not the one who has the problem, Titty Baby.

We'll manage. You couldn't do that before Disqus and we still had discussions like this.

No, they actually used avclub.com/zmf as their test page for a while. Shit would randomly pop up there, usually mocking the commentariet. I think (though I may be wrong) it was used to test Disqus.

Cameron Esposito took place almost entirely when I was on my hiatus (read: when the Disqus board wasn't allowed through my work filters). Twasn't my cup of tea.

Taste Test with IES Dave Chang.

Well, if you're grayed then we're all fucked.

As long as it's of the Italian Beef Truck, then sure.

Huge titty, little baby.

Yup. I also remember the absolute hell some of the unregistered commenters used to put female users through.

I disagree, but then again, I was here during the days of unregistered commenters and remember seeing really good, thoughtful people chased off this site by bullying and other bullshit. Also, I expect every single system to be just as lame as the last.

You mean Gawker? Well, I don't think they were sued over their comments section, so …

And then some, yes.

It's that Kinja Canyon sound.

And by twiddle his manly thumbs, you mean give his balls a jiggle with his hand in his pocket, right?

Oh stop. I've been through like four of these conversions. It always seems to work out. You're overreacting and whining like a little titty baby.

Where you here when the ZMF page was up? That's an old tradition. Seriously.