Just so we're all on the same page here, in the past 20 years Cracker Barrel has settled suits for:

Indeed. Also, they were pioneers of the ball mason jar drinking vessel.

I don't think it's possible. Wawas pop up like mushrooms once they get a toe-hold in your state.

The last time I was there, the menu was made of 75% starches, most of them topped with cheese.

In defense of your cousins and great-aunt, I feel much that way about Swiss Chalet. I'm just grateful they haven't paid out any multi-million dollar discrimination lawsuits that I'm aware of.

That was her feelings as well.

I know exactly one person who bought a 3D TV, and it wasn't intentional.

I used to do that with the Marvel films, but since my local theater was renovated and now has even more comfortable recliners than the AMC, I'd rather just save the money, hassle and aggravation of going to the mall.

I think the worst 3D conversion I ever saw was a special release of Jurassic Park. It gave half the audience migraines.

Jesus, fuck, is that show still on? It used to precede PTI. And it was uniformly terrible.

My thoughts as well. Toomey, for example, hasn't shown an ounce of spine on this issue.

We had a set of four soup can screenprints signed by Warhol in the board room of my old building. People actually didn't know what they were.

Ehh, that depends on what era of Punk we're discussing.

I've actually spent a good bit time in the South. I disagree. The difference is that the "decidedly decent" ones often don't realize that they're quietly racists but it usually comes out in the ballot box. To be fair, there are a lot of those people in the North too.

Did you not read the part that said "limited exceptions apply"?

Wasn't he supposed to be the next cool director? What was that, like 10 years ago? Is he still alive?

It's about rebellion, man! I mean, those guys rebelled!

The "he cares about his fans" argument is bullshit. He cares up until it eats into his bottom line, like all recording artists. He certainly ain't giving any tickets or downloads away for free.

"Duck tape" is not acceptable, as there is a Duck-brand tape. Interestingly enough, it's not rated to be used on air ducts.

He's the rich-kid son of a millionaire who's been slumming it since he was a kid because it's more fun. Not to sound like some red commie bastard, but much like his father, he's made a career out of exploiting the working class. Read his interviews, he comes off like a scuzzier, less educated version of Trump. http:…