When the fuck did the ship come back up? And yes, "the liberals" were being mature. Clinton actually discussed policy specifics and facts instead of playing on emotions. You know, shit that fucking adults do instead of pining from 1950 again and making overtly emotionally manipulative applies to the ignorant. And…

You know what being better than this got us in the last election? Donald fucking Trump. People who say and live by it are also the the last ones to do a fucking thing when the ship starts taking on water. Stop equating shit you find easier to do with shit that's right to do.

I fucking love McMansion Hell.

By Staten Island standards, yes.

This is depressingly true.

On a semi-related note, I made myself not buy one of those inflatable T-Rex costumes off of wish.com today.

Like "c-raped" or did you just misspell "crapped"?

I admit I haven't watched The Wire yet simply because I do have such a deep and abiding love of HLOTS. And yes, I even have the movie. "I THOUGHT YOU COULD ABSOLVE ME, FRANK!"

Ahhh. Well, should you find yourself on the East Coast, they usually have several vegan and/or vegetarian options for both soups and sandwiches.

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Ummm, I like satire and I would fucking love the shit out of a picture of me coming out of a dead person's stomach. I think many people would enjoy it, actually.

I actually had a relative try to argue that The Onion was the original fake news site. I seriously had to explain satire to a 65 year old woman.

Did you at least watch Homicide when it was on NBC?

Those same people will acknowledge that climate change is real but fuck it, it's still gonna take hundreds of years before it causes an extinction-level event so why does it really matter?

Candiru. Yeah, they don't live in North America. Yet.

So … what exactly are we supposed to do with this coal we're going to be mining again? No one's buying that shit anymore. China buys it from North Korea just to keep the North Koreans from starving to death.

And for that, all you really need is a Roots Canada shirt.

You were going to do that anyway. It's just what you do.

Unless they come in gold. Then they make great rugs.

Fuck JD Drew.