Yeah, studios tried that in 2014 with Sony going so far as to deliberately put Amazing Spiderman 2 in Marvel's traditional First-Weekend-in-May release date. Marvel responsed by putting Winter Soldier out the first weekend in April and them pushing Guardians of the Galaxy to August instead of their traditional…

I know quite a few who don't drink, either because they're straight edge or they just don't drink. but the vast majority of them are spectacular drunks, as it's part of the perceived culture of rugby in the US.

If you're into meth mouth and sallow skin …

As my grandmother used to say, if someone has to tell you how much money they have you know exactly how little class they possess. (Also, she's the grandmother from the once-rich-but-pissed-it-away-Old-New-England side of the family.)

He's the kind of rich guy who thinks money can buy class.

He's from Queens.

Amazingly, this was the summer of 1996 so it was before Austin Powers was released. So I didn't take particular note of their hand sizes. They smelled like BO and malt liquor though, and for some reason, wore a lot of Hugo Boss clothing.

Fuck no. No athletic scholarships in the Ivy League, which you're exactly right, means no big time football recruits. If anything, they're closer to being a Big10 school. Their hockey team is joining B10 Hockey next season.

I remember very little about mine other than my parents being absolutely gleeful that I'd graduated and not really caring that I was still drunk from the day before.

Yeah, we didn't get that either. No walk across the stage. Just sit there, hung over as hell, on the floor of the basketball arena while your parents took pictures of you trying hard not to die.

Never. It's a Catholic university.

I would have rather walked the fuck out on Mike Pence than endured the commencement address by … fuck, I don't even know who gave my commencement address. That's exactly how "important" commencement addresses are.

You know what? Of all of the major milestones in my life, my college commencement was so imminently skippable it makes your statement hilarious.

How the fuck is this hurting them? Did it go on their permanent record of some shit? Also, they got to make a political statement and get down to the bars early.

I had about that in my class as well, but we were broken up by colleges instead of having one massive ceremony. We received our diplomas after we endured the ceremony, or we request them by mail.

He's competent by comparison, and by that I mean compared to political amateurs he's currently working with. If he was actually competent, he wouldn't have gotten tangled up in this shit with Trump to begin with.

See, I have this special machine and for just $400 and a subscription for the bags of juice that go in it … no, don't squeeze the bags …

That is absolutely a fair point, yes, we have become greedy bastards. Or rather, I've always been a greedy bastard and people are just catching up now.

Yeah, Nik's wife is planning to fly over Niagra Falls while suspended from a helicopter by her teeth or some such this summer.

Gibsonton or bust.