This is an excellent example why the Internet is fucking terrible.

And you just know there's some crazy cat lady who wants to apply HIPAA standard to vet records or some shit.

It was their mutual love of butts which motivated his pick.

You can't shovel snow. Not that you'd particularly want to, but you can not physically shovel snow.

Yup. Most municipalities and cities don't require it.

Well la-de-dah!

"It's finally getting hot outside."

After that asshole who sews matching outfits for his son/dog on the cellular ads, there bar for trying too hard has gotten significantly higher. I'm okay with dogs having people names so long as people don't forget that it's a dog and not their son/daughter. (And I say this as a lifelong pet owner. It's an animal. …

Every single dog I've ever owned has had a name that's started with the letter "B". I've had Ben, Bear, Bea, Beau, Bella and now Bailey and Bree. I really, really can't wait to end this tradition.

393 registered Maggies. The true number is unknown, as most people don't actually buy dog licenses.

Phil? It's Phil, isn't it.

My former brother-in-law owned a three-legged dog named Towbar. He'd been hit by a truck.

Much like children, you don't need a license to own a cat. So, no "official" data on cat names, sadly. I'd love to know if there's another Squill out there.

Just more proof that 48% of social media interaction is people begging for free shit.

I never started. I read the premise and never bothered.

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Ha! Probably the latter.

Shit .. whatever happened to Tarkovsky's Former AD? Did they just fall off the face of the earth?

Actually, my slummy theater has better recliners. They're larger, softer, have better room on the sides, and tickets are $5 cheaper than AMC. I just need them to get their hot food operations online and maybe go BYOB and my life may well be complete, at least on that front. (I'm told the downside is that you can't…

Both. We're talking about both.