damn dude. that's really fucking funny.

I know. I will get away from everyone because i will be dead. Either that or i will be burning with other lost souls in a pit of fire for eternity with a fallen angel named lucifer and his demon cohorts. Which do you think sounds more plausible?

Because  in the year 2011 if you still believe in a book full of silly stories like noah's ark then you must not be the smart one. I'm one of those weird people that don't believe in things that have no evidence. I let those pesky "facts" get in the way. I"m such a fool.

Thank you for saying that. I kinda thought people that frequented avclub were more like-minded and would hold thoughts of the origin of mankind in a garden with a forbidden apple and a talking snake with complete disdain. Jesus christ it's impossible to get away from religious people.

confession: I'm not a christian. But even if i was i would never admit to liking jars of clay. wow man…..

i think this is a put on. no way you are being genuine. nice work

Haha so you are a self-proclaimed "hipster" who's favorite band is U2? This is one of the most unintentionally funny posts i've ever read. Plus, why did you feel the need to tell us you are muslim?

Really? Sweet.I'm developing it now. I will get a hold of you as soon as i start publishing it. Thanks for the interest Mr. Tastes.

even before bono became totally insufferable, U2 really wasn't that great. I never understood why anyone liked them that much. I hate the doors too. And eric clapton. and jimi hendrix. and janis joplin. and the rolling stones.

I can't believe she would stoop so low to be in a tyler perry movie. She is honestly more talented than he is.

nice spam

I was totally annoyed whenever Maron interrupted Norm right when he was trying to explain why he gambled all of his money away several times.

i agree. it was painful when swardson would interrupt and say something crude but with no wit or originality and aukerman just gave him courtesy laughs. I can't believe that podmass put this week's CBB in the best section. It makes me question this whole column and whether i can trust it going forward.

obviously they don't take reservations. that's the whole point of the story you munch

the smiths (if you count louder than bombs), REM has 8 (which is amazing), the cure easily make it too. roxy music and bowie also. pavement gets in. terror twilight BARELY makes it.

FUN FACT: Thora Birch did not suck in ghost world you munch

rachel bilson is the hottest female in existence. and vince's dad rules you munch

that's one of the funniest captions i've seen on newswire in a while. kudos mr o'neal

todd margaret was hilarious from episode 1 on. his lies were great.

how are you on a site like avclub if you don't know what emma stone looks like? and that she wouldn't be on a network comedy. jesus.