yeah you might be right — probably too jarring a transition from diegetic mariachi to nondiegetic hip-hop. though if there's a perfect track for that situation, i'd love to hear it.

that's exactly how i heard them both say it.

i think he was going for more of an italian feel. tobolowsky's pronunciation was diamond-tip-drill perfect.

right? at like half-speed

best joke of the episode. the whole half hour was hilarious, but this one was like stepping into Belson's mind for a heartbeat and realizing "yep, everything I've just heard is one hundred percent correct."

he's going to be on pied piper's board by end of season, and that's WhoCares Prediction^TM(R)

a "dictionary patch" for a single conversation is my favorite thing. i really hope it becomes a runner.

muffug, this was hbo's free weekend. you ain't even care enough to fuckin be here

don't tell us you didn't laugh right before "you're a greedy bitch, you know that?"

hasn't every episode ended with a kickass lesser-known hip hop track? like literally every single episode.

"[…] the new charges, which continue to accrue."

"This is for your mother!"

if it happens again just say "if you ran a comedy club would you refuse to book paul f. tompkins? who gives a shit what i wear, it isn't for you in any manner. sorry, it's just that i'm lying to my mother about being a hotelier."

the hand look for "Liking Ike" made that whole run beautiful

I was a little worried for Grown-up Bert when Dan Castellaneta seemed to be posing a serious threat. Didi Pickles needed a shot of tequila or a kick in the ass to speed up her selections.

Brooklyn 99 was fucking amazing tonight, I can hardly wait for the article.

dunno if you're familiar with the term but i was doing what's called "joking"

did you not hear her say "fly faster"

did i mishear it as "we'll all go blind"

oh, poor george. jesus *does* "except Sin. He forgives it!"