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Screaming Yellow Zonker Harris
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WHEN A PROBLEM COMES ALONG, YOU MUST FLAG IT

WHEN A PROBLEM COMES ALONG, YOU MUST FLAG IT

*smiles, raises pistol, steps out of frame over Cookie Monster's corpse*

*smiles, raises pistol, steps out of frame over Cookie Monster's corpse*

THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE!

THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE!

Usually you have to pay extra for that …

Usually you have to pay extra for that …

If you could walk that way, you wouldn't need the semprini.

If you could walk that way, you wouldn't need the semprini.

*farts in AV Club's general direction*

*farts in AV Club's general direction*

YAMAHAGEEOOOOOOOOHHHH!

YAMAHAGEEOOOOOOOOHHHH!

Be fair, he was trying to rape it.

Be fair, he was trying to rape it.

It's also nice you're no longer pretending to be anything other than a yellow bellied coward.

It's also nice you're no longer pretending to be anything other than a yellow bellied coward.

What makes you say that? I like him just fine.

What makes you say that? I like him just fine.