Sorry, what did you say? I was busy eatin' me some tasty tasty dog and was totally not paying attention.

Sorry, what did you say? I was busy eatin' me some tasty tasty dog and was totally not paying attention.

You're the one making the claim, Skeezix, not me. Burden of proof is on you. :)

You're the one making the claim, Skeezix, not me. Burden of proof is on you. :)

So, where did Obama say he currently eats dogs again? I'd love to know.

So, where did Obama say he currently eats dogs again? I'd love to know.

gil mann—I'm not in it to win it, I'm just laughing myself silly at the dude's incompetence. It's mind-bogglingly awesome. :)

gil mann—I'm not in it to win it, I'm just laughing myself silly at the dude's incompetence. It's mind-bogglingly awesome. :)

Show me the exact quote where he says "I eat dogs." Go on, you have the entire internet at your spatulate fingertips, Jimbo! You can do it!

Show me the exact quote where he says "I eat dogs." Go on, you have the entire internet at your spatulate fingertips, Jimbo! You can do it!

Jim Treacher's theory is that saying you did something when you were a boy is the same as doing something regularly as an adult. Point and laugh.

Jim Treacher's theory is that saying you did something when you were a boy is the same as doing something regularly as an adult. Point and laugh.

I don't have that many toes.

I don't have that many toes.

Eats dogs?

Eats dogs?

If I keep my chin up it gets difficult to watch you thrashing around down there in the mud. ;)

If I keep my chin up it gets difficult to watch you thrashing around down there in the mud. ;)

Clock's a-tickin', Jimbo. Give with the evidence. :)

Clock's a-tickin', Jimbo. Give with the evidence. :)