Show them this movie, they'll die of pleasure.

Agreed. Burton's performance is wasted on this movie.

The first thing I think of is Tony Zerbe getting his head superdeformed and wishing it was Berman instead.

Everything they do with Data in that movie is awful. And Spiner doesn't help by turning in a performance that just sits on your head and farts for the entire film.

I'm a fan of huge boobs, and I agree.

IF I HAD TO SUFFER YOU ALL HAVE TO SUFFER, DAMMIT.

And I'd rather eat my lunch, so i guess we both win.

I reserve special contempt for the "floatation device" gag. I walked out of the movie in the theater when they pulled out that shit.

Alternately, it makes others come across as insufferable whingeing twits who can't let other people have their own opinions. Enjoy your day.

And other people can't. That doesn't make them wrong, either. It just means they have a differing opinion, which they are entitled to just as much as you are to yours.

[puts on Bebop geek hat]

Pffft, Hipster Backlash sold out years ago. I don't even listen to them anymore.

This assumes I was sober in the first place.

Meanwhile, Dawes is trapped at the bottom of a well with only a half empty can of flat Natty Light and a box of moldy Ritz crackers for sustenance, and an entire nation comes together as one to laaaaauuuugghh its ass off.

David Marcus, the budget Willie Ames!

I got a retina burn from that shit, dude.

FORTY CHANCRES AND A PAIR OF MULES

*puts on bear suit, punches thread*

HI FOLKS BILLY MAYS HERE WITH A PRODUCT THAT IS SO NUTBUSTINGLY AWESOME THEY RESSURRECTED MY STINKING ASS FROM THE GODDAMN GRAVE TO SELL IT TO YOU ASS-WOOKIES! THAT'S RIGHT IT'S WIND TUNNEL TESTED, TIME TUNNEL TESTED, AND BUNG TUNNEL TESTED! IT'S SO UNBELIEVABLY ASS EXPLODINGLY AWESOME IT'LL TIT-FUCK YOUR MOTHER AND…

She just loans her name to the site for money. Kind of like Dawes.