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Screaming Yellow Zonker Harris
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Anyone else notice the Post is 25 cents here instead of fifty?

I dunno Fritzy, I'm getting a kick out of this and am actually kinda jealous I didn't come up with it m'self.

On the contrary, I'm very sensitive to blind people. I don't even run them over in crosswalks anymore!

::spits olive pits into fingerbowl::

So, just wondering
If the Mega Shark wins, will it go up against the Mega Jet next?

J. Goo, I kid. Albany is very nice. Especially the stoplights that tweet like birds for some bizarre assed reason when they're about to change.

::uses dinner fork to eat salad::

Then Han will shoot Greedo.

I've been to Albany, Saul. It's not worth finding.

::farts::

History shows again and again how nature points up the folly of men.

Oh hell yes.

Seconded.

MEN
DO
ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Heh, awesome.

Yeah, it was pretty much the first thing I thought. That movie's worked its way pretty insidiously into my subconscious.

I've . . . seen things . . . you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire . . . off the shoulder of Orion. I watched . . . C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. Janneke twirling her cheeks in the air! All those moments will be lost in time… like tears in rain…

. . . but where are we going to find a duck and a hose at this hour?

I love how you worked There Will Be Blood in there.

I think Jeff and Beau are doing pretty well on their own these days, Frito. After all, Lloyd probably left them a shitload of money. And there's Beau's royalties from Village of the Giants to contend with . . .