"Drag Me to Hell" in three words:  Seance. Gone. Bad.

"directly under the earth's sun… NOW!"

"Still got it!"
"It's a GHOST car!"
"Stickin together is what good waffles do."
"If we can keep these down, we'll be sittin pretty."

This might be my favorite feature on AVC feature of them all.  Best names: RUN DMT, Coke Dick Motorcycle Awesome, Talibam!, Moonmen and the Moon, Man.  Moron Mountain is a dumb name, but "Alcoholic Lesbian Velociraptor" is an awesome album title (and "668 'Neighbor of the Beast'" is also quite awesome).

This might be my favorite feature on AVC feature of them all.  Best names: RUN DMT, Coke Dick Motorcycle Awesome, Talibam!, Moonmen and the Moon, Man.  Moron Mountain is a dumb name, but "Alcoholic Lesbian Velociraptor" is an awesome album title (and "668 'Neighbor of the Beast'" is also quite awesome).

That "Hey, I think they liked us!" line always makes me weep.  So funny.

That "Hey, I think they liked us!" line always makes me weep.  So funny.

Stephen King: On Writing, A Memoir of the Craft.  Even for those who don't write or who aren't familiar with King's work, I would highly recommend this book.

Stephen King: On Writing, A Memoir of the Craft.  Even for those who don't write or who aren't familiar with King's work, I would highly recommend this book.

Thank you, Noel.  I've loved that "placeholder" line forever but I've never known why.  It probably has something to do with the dramatic swell that plays during it.  The AD producers use that swell at the best times.

Thank you, Noel.  I've loved that "placeholder" line forever but I've never known why.  It probably has something to do with the dramatic swell that plays during it.  The AD producers use that swell at the best times.

"Bake 'em away toys."

"Bake 'em away toys."

That didn't occur to me until the the third or fourth time I saw it (I've spent a lot of time in front of the TV) but when it did, I felt dumb for not seeing it earlier.  I still kinda think he did it, too.

That didn't occur to me until the the third or fourth time I saw it (I've spent a lot of time in front of the TV) but when it did, I felt dumb for not seeing it earlier.  I still kinda think he did it, too.

The apes jerking off at the beginning of "History of the World Pt. 1"

The apes jerking off at the beginning of "History of the World Pt. 1"

(fucking hoople-hoppers)

(fucking hoople-hoppers)

Wow, I thought Fargo would be top five.  I hope Pulp Fiction is #1.