It's insane this guy's tweet

truth.

Red House Painters is the key that gets our tears out of eye jail

she can marry todd heap.

after saying "I can't believe I'm going to agree with Martz," you should probably stop and realize that you're wrong. if only Polanski did that. "I can't believe I'm going to agree with Martz, but… I'm gonna drug and rape an underage girl."

for safety reasons, you should have the horse fuck at a more reasonable height

this is my hat now
this is totally my hat

that's what i get for reading

do you remember the time
When we first met girl

has anyone seen my Dre CD

ultimate herzog: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Fact. Dancing Sudeikis is better than most things that exist:
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

they need to cut the runtime in half. no more than an hour. but yeah, SNL's worth it for the sporadic bursts of awesome.

anywhere i lay my head

i have a plan to dismember your face with my fist

i did naht hit her i did nahhhht OH HAI MR MCGIMMICK

well. yeah. morrissey's racism ain't a surprise. but you'd think he'd learn to keep his mouth shut. not sure what the question is here.

this is just a ruse
to sell those "Seniors" t-shirts from Dazed and Confused from a clothing company of which Royksopp is a major shareholder. if you look at the cover closely, you'll see Ken Griffey, Sr.

Just wanted to chime in and second the love for the Charles McHutchence ads. Also, I think Fuckin' Guys is worth it just to- Y'all got fake poo?

why don't you take a seat