that's a truly funny observation

I for one think she's a nice, modern gentleman

5 min no rush

just don't make him mildly displeased. you wouldn't like him when he's mildly displeased.

Burning Dog Poo and the Human Response

http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Buw who will play
Adam?

STATELY, PLUMP FUCK MULLIGAN CAME FROM THE STAIRHEAD, OWNING A BOWL OF LATHER ON WHICH A MIRROR AND A MOTHERFUCKIN RAZOR LAY CROSSED, BITCH.
—COME UP, KINCH. COME THE FUCK UP, YOU WACK ASS BITCH.

MANGANESE WHOOPING CRANE

Norton Antivirus!

"how's it going, thor? i really like your hammer, that looks really great. say hi to your mother for me."

something something redhead something
isla fisher

Cash influences many aspects of life in my general vicinity. I strive to acquire more. One dollar one dollar currency, everyone.

Yeah all the LEGO STAR WARS about this movie makes me all LEGO CASTLE. LEGO INDIANA JONES.

just don't walk around barefoot during these movies

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND

a novelty clock. i guess japan really is a… fake empire.

i think we should be starting with the man in the mirror

You Say Marine Wildlife! HipsterDBag Says Die!

They're eating her!