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Saucy Jack
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You think we don't know what you're talking about when you say "take my hand"?
What do you mean? It's about holding hands.
You watch your mouth.
You know who's got hands? The devil. And he uses them for holding!

Mailboxes drip like lampposts in the twisted birth canal of the coliseum
Rim job fairy teapots mask the temper tantrum
O' say can you see 'em…
'N the skinny scanty sylph trashed the apothecary diplomat
Inside the three-eyed monkey within inches of his toaster oven life

The human torch was denied a bank loan.

crime don't pay, listen youth
that's like me holdin' up the line at the kissin' booth

i've got a return1 for her box office2.

all i know is, i'm all for referring to ZMF as "Zodes"

Snap!
I nominate GK to have her own feature called "Snap!" similar to Angie Tempura's Bitch Please.

but who will play Rhombosley?

Best DOOM couplets, GO
He eat rappers like part of a complete breakfast,
They rhymes ain't worth the weight of they cheap necklace

Whore
Nun
Whorenun

whew. i thought i was the only one who masturbated to the av club.

Hey hey let's go kenka suru
Taisetsu na mono protect my balls!
Boku ga warui so let's fighting…
Let's fighting love!

Mallomars Attacks!
Hershey's Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

or become pornos.

i submit that film adaptations of books should be known as fooks.

it was all a dream
i used to read "Word Up!" magazine
gaylord focker and jack byrnes up in the limousine

uggggggggggggggggggggggggggh

can't tell if that's a deliberate firstie or not. i guess that makes it a good one. like swayze as vida boheme.