i don't listen to compact discs. i don't even own a compact disc player. notice i didn't say CDs. CD is a nickname and nicknames are for friends and compact discs are no friend of mine. people were not meant to hear music with such clarity. people need to hear snaps and pops and that shit. ::pulls out mini-victrola::

alright everyone, it's official. you are no longer allowed to have boners when you see pictures of attractive women. it's "pathetic" and "indulgent" and your honest acknowledgment that, were you given the opportunity, you would have consensual sex with them, is sick and inhuman because your fantasy failed to include a…

can't wait for the sequel: "MILF Though I Had Hoped Otherwise"

i stopped reading reviews after they cost me seeing Speed Racer on the big screen cuz i saw it on blu-ray and i was like "damn son this shit is the maaaad frame"

raindrops on roses and g-strings on strippers
bright copper kettles and floppies with flippers
flirt with the bartender show her my blings
these are a few of my favorite things (shawtay)

too bad
Sun should really change that only-one-star-with-Lee-as-a-middle-name policy.

you shut your whore mouth, robuttnik. think you're so high and mighty with your doctorate.

Colin 'Oswald that Ends-wald' Mochrie already hosts Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader? in Canada. Also, from Wikipedia:

T-Pain for my real friends, Real pain for my T-friends.
Sha sha shaw sha sha shaw sha sha shaw shawtay.

jew

it's chris brown. not suge knight. brown never tried to appeal to thugs with dance friendly tunes, just teen girls. although he's awesome at krumping.

because he's a dumbfounded dipshit. you should cast arcane brilliance to raise his intelligence. at which point, i WILL use intimidating shout.

I liked him fondling sweaters and humping fridges in Wet Hot.

The best part is the last 20+ seconds when Ice is giving the run-down on his involvement.

feel the rhythm with your hands. steal the rhythm while you can.

TOTALLY. Which of course makes it true that people who can read, by and large, only like AMC Pacers and fat chicks.

Daaaaaaammmmnnnnnnn. These beats are so FRESH. Snaaaapppppppp!

Yo yo, good news, god. Word is bond, it's a suppository, god.

If I ever meet Amelie in real life
the first thing I'd say to her is "Let's just get to the fuckin"
Also, she is voice twins with Jen Kirkman:
http://gramotunes.com/Murde…

You actin' like a real McAsshole