"Tyler Perry investigating the distant, unexplored Ty-Lor system, a mission that goes awry when Tyler Perry's chest suddenly bursts open to reveal a hissing Tyler Perry" truly does sound more nightmarish than anything that happened in the Alien movies.

Before I clicked on that I thought it was gonna be the Marilyn Manson video he did, which, of course, features eyeballs coming out of a vagina.  But uh, yeah, that was interesting.

Before I clicked on that I thought it was gonna be the Marilyn Manson video he did, which, of course, features eyeballs coming out of a vagina.  But uh, yeah, that was interesting.

"Wishy-washy, Bennigan’s-loving doormats…"!? Sounds like my dream girl!!

"Wishy-washy, Bennigan’s-loving doormats…"!? Sounds like my dream girl!!

I guess some people just can't handle swimming with the snarks…

I guess some people just can't handle swimming with the snarks…

I wish Diane Lane was still the hot sidekick.

I wish Diane Lane was still the hot sidekick.

@avclub-62812d8eb06386505986efff8b5e43ac:disqus @avclub-dc7008f6bd89036db2513d35ef4b537c:disqus @avclub-0f29370d9da664c1e143182f37301063:disqus Actually, anytime I see anyone cutting meat or flesh of any kind, I always get an erection and want to vomit.

@avclub-62812d8eb06386505986efff8b5e43ac:disqus @avclub-dc7008f6bd89036db2513d35ef4b537c:disqus @avclub-0f29370d9da664c1e143182f37301063:disqus Actually, anytime I see anyone cutting meat or flesh of any kind, I always get an erection and want to vomit.

@avclub-a93a879594c13c12a83fd45ab289a022:disqus I guess what I'm also trying to say is your comments are generally really funny.  Keep up the good work.

@avclub-a93a879594c13c12a83fd45ab289a022:disqus I guess what I'm also trying to say is your comments are generally really funny.  Keep up the good work.

Yeah, I had heard of the first movie years ago and never watched it, then pretty much forgot it existed until now.  This "movement" sounds like such a total load of crap, which was pretty much what I thought when I heard about the movie.  More than anything though, I'm pissed that they took a perfectly good German…

Yeah, I had heard of the first movie years ago and never watched it, then pretty much forgot it existed until now.  This "movement" sounds like such a total load of crap, which was pretty much what I thought when I heard about the movie.  More than anything though, I'm pissed that they took a perfectly good German…

Obviously the film deals with a very serious subject that should be dealt with seriously.  For some reason though, seeing your "Comment removed" coupled with your immediate and sincere contrition absolutely killed me.  Maybe something to do with how most people's (or my own) imagination can come up with way worse…

Obviously the film deals with a very serious subject that should be dealt with seriously.  For some reason though, seeing your "Comment removed" coupled with your immediate and sincere contrition absolutely killed me.  Maybe something to do with how most people's (or my own) imagination can come up with way worse…

I pictured it more like:

I pictured it more like:

I don't mind films depicting parent-child relationships so much.  Then again, I was a C-section so that's probably why.