What if they're really conservative but they feel like they'll lose their Brooklyn status if they admit it? What if they just tell you they don't vote so you don't bother them anymore? What if they go to the polls, get a ballot and check off nobody? What if they write in Donald Duck? What if equally as many…

What if they're really conservative but they feel like they'll lose their Brooklyn status if they admit it? What if they just tell you they don't vote so you don't bother them anymore? What if they go to the polls, get a ballot and check off nobody? What if they write in Donald Duck? What if equally as many…

I've never considered her more than mildly attractive, too, but that's a whole hell of a lot more attractive than I deserve.

I've never considered her more than mildly attractive, too, but that's a whole hell of a lot more attractive than I deserve.

I dunno. One could posit that assuming intelligence based on aesthetic choices is, in fact, stupid.

I dunno. One could posit that assuming character based solely on movie choices is, in fact, a sign of stupidity.

Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh-uh-oh, uh-oh

Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh-uh-oh, uh-oh

MM put out an EP a couple years ago. Jeez, stay current, facrissakes.

MM put out an EP a couple years ago. Jeez, stay current, facrissakes.

omg i'm so cool for pointing out how people who read actual books are SO superior!

omg i'm so cool for pointing out how people who read actual books are SO superior!

If Baby Jesus never cried, we wouldn't have milkshakes today.

If Baby Jesus never cried, we wouldn't have milkshakes today.

No, he wouldn't-a been. The chances of his survival dwindled on the daily, until like 2002, when they woulda reached their absolute zero. 

No, he wouldn't-a been. The chances of his survival dwindled on the daily, until like 2002, when they woulda reached their absolute zero. 

Nope. You probably do have to avoid the Voice though, if you're gonna happy-asshole around calling yourself punk. Although that might have less to do with revealing your "punkness" than it does with revealing your overall ability to see and/or hear.

Nope. You probably do have to avoid the Voice though, if you're gonna happy-asshole around calling yourself punk. Although that might have less to do with revealing your "punkness" than it does with revealing your overall ability to see and/or hear.

I dunno. I bet if they could somehow convince people to watch the show without actually showing up on set and doing anything, ABC would be more than ok with that.

I dunno. I bet if they could somehow convince people to watch the show without actually showing up on set and doing anything, ABC would be more than ok with that.