thank you for stopping the insanity of calling a peanut a nut. WAKE UP SHEEPLE.

would you please stop saying gummy

"Charlton Heston screams at people and wears an ascot for some reason"

Turk Turkelson?

Apparently he doesn't shit gold, FYI.

You can't kill him! He is so fat he takes a throat slit as plastic surgery.

We really need an audience so everyone could go "DAAAAAAAAAAAMN"

TOBY

oh my yes.

THE GREATER GOOD.

He's Ted Bundy.

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

Maybe!

BIRD LAW!

STAY OUT OF IT, NICK LACHEY

Also I know this is neither the time nor the place, but I still love the movie. Mostly for toast fucking.

A sketch not mentioned that always cracks me up, probably because one of my best friends plays the bass: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Still my favorite bit, I have no idea why that made me laugh so much when I was 13.

BUT THE FOOD MAN, MY GOD THE FOOD.

@avclub-a1967e6de4ca99fb2635d94b99453928:disqus apparently in the town there are signs that say, "no dogs/no Campbells".