HE IS THE WORST. WORST.

Also I really enjoyed reading about the herp derp circus in King's Landing.

but only one candelabra strangely enough.

She isn't really on to the Tyrells, she just thinks everyone is out to get her.

I'm way too excited to watch the internet explode. I'm pestering my non book reading friend to catch up by next episode. I really want to text him "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" right when it happens.

That Dateline story is kind of baffling to me. They had a preview on the Today show and it seemed mostly of Chris Hansen being shocked that there are scams on the internet and people are weird.

I hate that fucking book. What a piece of shit ending.

All right, vampire killers… let's kill some fucking vampires. 

A BASTARD IN A BASKET

what this book presupposes is, what if Jesus were a lion?

Wait, the Narnia books are taught in school? Is this new? I don't remember that. I remember trying to read the first one and being fucking bored and putting it down. Glad I was never forced to read it.

Unless he really enjoys eating bugs.

Wait what? You have them switched. The Breakup was fucking awful, Cedar Rapids wasn't bad.

There used to be a korova milk bar in the east village in NYC. Unfortunately they just had regular booze not milk with drugs in it.

and old people! Old people are scared and tired and don't know how to change the channel or fast forward on the DVR.

"Haha nerd, why don't you go play with your magic cards or some shit" -NBC executive

Did he ask if you were Polish?

A new Mountain Dew flavor?

What is a "big broadcast network show" anymore anyways?

"Climbing the mountain of conflict"? You sounded like a Nazi Julie Andrews!