I blame reddit for being shitty. Wait what are we talking about again?

you need more fiber in your diet.

I will not apologize for that. She was a terrible person and deserved the grave dancing she got.

Well to be fair, I was very happy that at first it appeared he was being read his rights and wasn't going to be an "enemy combatant" obviously I was disappointed later.

I've been in the audience at the Colbert Show, and I have to say it is ironic at least judging by the crowd.

Cunt Punt by the makers of Nerf Super Soaker by Hasbro.

Not really. Most of the people I follow on twitter are actually hilarious and amazingly on Friday and all of last week I got more correct information about the ongoing Boston investigation than I got from any news channel.

The sandwich heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor!

So I really am important? How I feel when I'm drunk is correct? Yes - except the Dave Matthews Band doesn't rock.

what drives a man to become neutral?

ZOIBY WANT BALLOON.

My only question is: what bar?

I'll allow it.

Not really now, especially with the introduction of…

HEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*smokes pipe* Yessum

I think this line's mostly filler.

She is pretty good looking for a beautiful girl with a great body.

She seems like the type of girl that I wouldn't have a chance with but would laugh at everything I say even though I'm not that funny.

Jello Biafra says a lot of stuff.