I'm not sure anyone really deserves that death.

I know, I know, oh, oh, oh

@avclub-022199896b1f52952c180b60caa681bd:disqus is that where the whores go?

Joe. Joe Fakename.

Slaver's Bay: Come for the weather, stay for the needless slaughter of children.

*slaps stomach*

Where the fuck are Archie and Jughead?

Antiquing?

We love you Bender!

Make this a movie. I will pay 10 dollars to see it.

And monkey's brains, though popular in Cantonese cuisine, are not often to be found in Washington D.C.

Jesus? Never heard of him.

I hated her so much, flames on the side of my face, burning

THOSE SONS OF BITCHES

Alternate ending to The Social Network?

Listen if you can watch "33" and still say that, you go to hell.

So much going on.

*weeps like a baby*

oh crap, I forgot about that. It is so unsettling for some reason.

I could watch that on a loop and never get bored.