@avclub-4caf6aa0375b2499ebfe7e971b36eee3:disqus Werewolf?

What did Dikachu say to you? Dikachu in the next cell. He hissed at you. What did he say?

MORE SNORK JUICE.

I had Prodigy, which I hope to god doesn't still exist.

*poops a ghost monster from a glowy cave*

A hospital, what is it?

I WAS LOADED OK

They usually don't teach econ in high school. So no, most people think the US government can be run like a household and it drives me up a wall.

Yeah, no we can't.

One of those foods that God was probably like, "haha you stupid fucks have fun. I'm outta here"

also the toaster's been laughing at me.

Midnight Sun is a great one. I always think of that as a good example of the Twilight Zone whenever someone asks.

Thank god I know how to read braille.

are you sure? Really think about it.

like he isn't coming to this article to make some smug remark that is generally just his version of "U MAD?" "WHY U MAD THO?"

Tucker Carson's bowtie spins and lights up. It must.

Both characters. And he will be wearing a bear suit.

Seriously, can you imagine the reverse? Everyone on Fox News would explode into flames.

So no.

"The state of our union is strong…but first"