If someone were making some Community themed cake pops for a birthday party, what would be some good catchphrases. "Happy Birthchang!" "Have a cool cool cool birthday!" "Troy and Abed on your birthday!" "Feast your ear-tongues on these cake pops!" … "pop pop!"  Any other ideas my fellow Human Beings?

Just last week I was wondering why Rachel, or  more importantly the boys of glee club weren't present for the domestic violence PSA. Throughout this show I have always foreseen DV in Finchel's future between the chair kickings and the berating of female characters for moral character flaws.