Sounds like the biggest mistake of his career.

I'm going to do the same except for some reason the cashier will say she didn't know it was me, even though I just walked in and she saw me the same moment so she had no time to think it was anyone before she said that to me.

Also his scheming girlfriend who can't find work in the computer business.

Oh hi Johnny I didn't know it was you.

It'll be here in uh couple minutes. Someone is going to deliver money to me on this rooftop.

Zod spinoff movie- Neil Before Zod.

What killed the dinosaurs?

You sound like you are a expert!  hehehahahhehe

This just isn't the same without a game of thrones on tonight.

Robot Jox silly?  Why I've never heard such a staggeringly fooli….well ok silly. I know from the time I was 15 until I was 23 I had vague memories of that movie and always looked for it. I didn't know its name or anything. Then one day when media play was going out of business they had a huge rack filled with more…

Hot Dog! USA USA USA USA

I know right? Like Dragons?

Funny story, thats actually how my wife (maaahhh wiiffee) got pregnant.

ELECTRIC EELVOLCANO!

Fishing!

Stupid DC was losing to Fawcett in the comics sales department so they had to try and beat them in the court room (by not beating them just driving them into bankruptcy with legal fees) instead.

Bruce Willis. Its actually kind of perfect.
He's already played the part in Sin City basically. He has experience playing the Frank miller-hearts pounding-get up on your feet old man thing.

Green light go!

Reformed Calvinist- I said not anything like the original film (not tv) series, so no.

I think this is a reference to a specific Tig Notaro bit.