He didn't count on, the assistant janitor!

This is a thread where you name:
1. Celebrity that you'd most like to marry.
2. Celebrity that you'd most like to have sexual intercourse with.
3. Celebrity that you'd like to murder.
4. Celebrity that you'd most like to do their grocery shopping for them.

What do you mean by biscuits? You aren't some damn limey are you?

Was he looking for people to join his gang?

In the year two thoouuuuussssssaaaaaannndd

double post

Yeah they should cast Danzig instead.

SHOULDA BEEN GGOOOONNEE

She was one of the queens of the negative zone.

Sin City 2, everyone has basically stopped caring by now.

He's havin a laugh!

I think if they are capable of deep space travel we can buy the nanobots.

and a maiden fair, with a wooden sword.

Look, when it comes to X3 NO ONE is innocent.  Ok maybe Ellen Page. Everyone else should feel deep deep shame.

Boy that Isla Fischer dame sure is the bees knees.

Mr Sandler have you managed to cast every famous female from your spank bank as romantic leads in your movies yet?

No put downs!

Kevin Smith seems like he does a lot, but just never tries hard with anything he does.

See the trick is to make shit up as you go along, but you tell the viewership that you have it all planned out and have since the beginning.

You are thinking of Alan Thicke