Which of these things would be scarier if they actually happened in real life

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wall mounted keyboards, it must be THE FUTURE.

Celebrities you'd like to threaten and why thread.

Does anyone remember the cartoon "Captain N the Gamemaster" about a teen being pulled into the nintendo universe and hanging out with a princess, kid icarus, megaman and simon from castlevania? I looked it up on youtube recently and all I could think about was the mars chocobot adventure hour "Put down those…

On Americas got talent.

Yeah I have a "friend" who just turned 30 as well. The back half of his 20s was especially sucky. So he's hoping for big things from his 30s.

You are much closer to the grave than you think summer child.

SLAP BULKHEAD!

I saw it once and can't remember enough to make a fair assessment of it honestly. I do remember it being hard to take the guy with bird shit on his face seriously.

I didn't like Sucker Punch, but I respected it. The message I got from it was "Hey all you lusty fanboys, take a look at yourselves for god sakes. Do you make yourself sick? You should."

Did any of the previews have him saying the most memorable line from all the superman films? And I don't mean, "Clark where were you?"

Tie him up! Wait why didn't he like it? If its because it lacked Tom Bombadil I understand.

I can't wait to see all the scenes in the next movie of Superman sitting down at the fortress of solitude participating in his online University of Phoenix journalism courses. The twist? Whatever state metropolis is in does not accept that as a legitimate degree.

This guy gets it!

What about supergirl and Robin, or huntress, nightwing and powergirl.

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Maybe this concept would work if every half hour you had to pick which theatre you possibly wanted to get up and walk into. You'd need the entire theatre just to show this one fucking movie and it'd be a huge clusterfuck. I'd really like to see this happen just because I'm in a bad mood and I want people to waste…

This time I know I'm going to get to see Tom Bombadil!

There is no bigger proponent of the female super hero than Whedon. They missed such a huge opportunity