You deserve some credit for this, well done sir.

You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.

The pope crowned him "Emperor of the Romans." Mainly because he wanted to make it known that he had the power to make an unmake emperors. Charlemagne was not happy about it.

He would of made a pretty sweet Mad King.

It doesn't sound like that to me. The market is deciding he is more important than the rest of us therefore he deserves to have his heart replaced twice a year with one from a teenage virgin (its how Dick Cheney is still alive.)

GET OUT OF MY HEAD

Wow dude, now I'm really freaked out

This reminds me of this dream I once had where there was this snake pushing a donut..

Thats so funny I forgot to laugh!

you better just be trollin!

Same thing.

Heavy metal, or no metal at all.

So he is your dad?

Or at least have Christopher Lee share some of his daily routines with him?

Unrelated, should we start a kickstarter to pay for a bodyguard and personal physician to follow George RR Martin around at all times?

Everything about this just seems blah.  Watching Tom Cruise in action movies is the equivalent of eating flavorless yogurt.

What about in planet of the apes? She looked great in that.

Duuuhhh I'm stupid Vin Diesel and this other stupid guy too duuhhhhh. Me need muscles for car driving!

I just don't think most of those prisoners are going to be getting enough nutritional value.
I am disgusted by the idea of keeping that many people malnourished!

So she prefers her skewed idea of sex to hustler's skewed idea of sex?