Wait, your friends brother was He-Man? I could see him being really annoying.

He had no time for wining and dining with the ladies. He's got work to do. He's a businessman, he's all about efficiency.

Can…Lenny have it?

Hey how about this time no one brings any narcs.
We're just having a good time, why do they want to destroy us?
Don't commit your hate crimes here!

I hope this problem also leads to Wayne Knight getting poison spit in his face.

mmmaahhhhhhh wwwwiiiffffee

"Why I practically feel like Wonderman."

I don't. Could you elaborate?

my wife understood the mandarin concept quite well.

Yeah thats right. That could of been Tony's revenge tape. He'd show that one at autozone or something.

Hey do you sell screws here? As in how sometimes people refer to intercourse as screwing?

and how all of the sudden we are supposed to care about her family

That pissed me off as well. I didn't even check times until 11 and they were all over by then. But hey, if you don't want this 30 year old to attend your movie by himself on opening night, thats fine with me.

Then besmirched my reality show pregnant teen daughter's name by not pretending that the sex tape they made together was from real life? Now its time to start parenting dad.

FIN.

So then… can I have access to your twitter replies?

You can get a little stick on silhouette to stick on your screen. They use to come with the single dvds.

Rifftrax riff the movies that really deserve it. Its the only way I've ever been able to watch x3 or rise of the silver surfer.

Thanx momma

AND YOU'LL NEVER GET HIT WHEN YOUR BACKS TO THE WALL, GONNA FIGHT TILL THE END, YES YOUR TAKING IT ALLLL