She's got some sort of erosion eating away the curvy-bod?

Some love for Spicks & Specks?

I prefer it without the "8".

they're baaaaaaack….

i have no idea.

we've never met.

We need some sort of teamup between Paul Harvey & The Wesley Willis Fiasco.

How about "hurry up and finish and then continue to live"?

I both understand and give a fuck.

His earlier books (Cluster, Macroscope, Omnivore) were fun.  For me he was already on the downslide by the time Xanth came along.