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To be followed by a Gil Thorp movie. I mean, c'mon, that guy is like the most awesome coach ever. Coaches every sport, likely has the most losses in every sport. Where's the Gil Thorp love?

that pun makes my head thor

If Lucas were going to upgrade anything, he shoulda gone back and added more Grandpa Wookie and his weird dream sex chair to the Christmas special

Dinner's at 4

They should do a TV remake of the Burt Lancaster-Kirk Douglas movie Tough Guys. Who knows, it might revive the Fabulous Thunderbirds' career!

Now we'll have to see how long it is before we start seeing tons of abandoned RedBoxes littering our streets and sidewalks since everyone just wants to stream

Except not everything is on streaming … especially newer stuff. Why do you think Redbox is such a hit?

This kind of episode does not appeal
to the A.V. Club writer named O'Neal
but perhaps its the writers who might know best
when they should really give it a rest

Not if the steaks from the butcher shop have anything to say about it!

Maybe she'll do an episode of The Miley Cyrus Show while on there

How I Turned Into Bob Saget and fell in love with Uncle Joey

really if going to do this .. then give The Mother a show .. so we can see her story leading up to meeting Ted. Then if you want, HIMYM's stars can make guest appearances, such as when Ted was dating her roommate

How I Met John Malkovich

At the Disco?

Even if we do give it the axe, it'll just pop up again soon, just like all those bad guys you think are dead in the movies but are still going. So while you ponder that, I'm going to go get a drink from the other room. I'll be right back.

"Holy crap" I thought as I read this Newswire. "This Newswire really knows how to turn a phrase that leaves me squirming. I've never felt this way before, but what if it doesn't like my reaction."

well The Walking Dead is a big offender of the War on Christmas! I mean, do you think Santa Claus is gonna come anywhere near there with all those zombies around? Effing zombies.

It probably isn't pro-gun enough. I mean the most efficient zombie killer uses a crossbow. I mean, c'mon, where's the fun in that? Where's the smell of burnt gunpowder? Where is the kickback that knocks your shoulder out like a shotgun? Where's the loud noise that rings through the hills and lets all the zombies know

They need to end it now so that all those former glee club members don't have to keep missing school and work to come back to the high school for some crazy reason.

The movie will be a mashup of Glee and the next superhero movie featuring Gleek