Didn't those guards used to be glamoured humans?  When did they all become vampires, was it during the Authority demands babies plotline, or were they always vampires?

An unshaven walrus with homosexual predilections!  That is just what this show needs!

An unshaven walrus with homosexual predilections!  That is just what this show needs!

Yeah I took the line as "it WASN'T Jeff Dunham, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more."

Yeah I took the line as "it WASN'T Jeff Dunham, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more."

Im holding out for the addition of minecraft mechanics and the custom NPC scripting language.  That should be ready by next week, right?

Im holding out for the addition of minecraft mechanics and the custom NPC scripting language.  That should be ready by next week, right?

I'm against Amon being an energybender because he's doing the technique wrong.  Both examples of energybending in the original series require touching both the third eye and the heart. Amon only touches the third eye.

I'm against Amon being an energybender because he's doing the technique wrong.  Both examples of energybending in the original series require touching both the third eye and the heart. Amon only touches the third eye.

I wondered if Thanos was actually the villian for Thor 2, not Avengers 2? 

I also thought her entrance—nearly running over the hero on a moped—recalls FLCL.  Which doesn't bode well for her character not having a secret agenda either.

Plus I'd expect metalbending to be fairly useful in tech design.

As the Countess says.  David would be found innocent on self defense for the shot to the front when struggling against a psycho with a grudge.  Two shots to the back means either shooting a dying man while he's lying on the beach or shooting the guy twice while he's trying to run away.  Both those scenarios take it so…

Took 2-3 oxy with wine, no less.

The Pope summoned him to the Vatican to be disciplined.  By naked republicans wearing ball gags.

Tyler was shot IN THE BACK at least twice, possibly three times, probably twice after he was face first on the sand in a move clearly intended to ensure a kill.  Those lil facts would tend to fuck up self defense claims. 

Hawkeye says: "Why am I here?"

"and consumers will continue to be exposed to fraudulent and dangerous products peddled by foreign criminals.” Wait.  Dangerous products?  …like, knockoff Chinese bootlegs of X-men First Class can give you cancer?  Illegal downloads of Downton Abbey might give your children lead poisoning?  what kind of danger are we…

We need video of the singing sphincter!

I can do math better:  23 seasons in 12 years is 1.9 seasons a year.