The idea that the Mother is dead doesn't make a WHOLE lot of sense, though, because of the distant-future flash-forward episode where Old Ted is drunk with Old Marshall and Old Lily and says 'Where is my wife???' I don't think future Old Ted is so drunk he doesn't remember his wife is dead (and it's pretty clear from…

I wish they'd quoted a little snippet of BB dialog. Like "Oh, come on, Ted, Mr. Druthers is my father. You can call me Hammond!" "Mr. Druthers, I- " "SAY MY NAME."

Ahem. Starship Troopers!

Yes, that is also true—he was charged with the wrong crime.

I realize I only lived in Florida for two years, but I still fail to see how someone with a gun is in danger of being killed by someone without one. Oh wait, I guess he wasn't! The system works.

Yes, indeed, he was not guilty of the crime with which he was charged. It is his fault he shot an unarmed kid, but definitely not his fault the prosecution tried to turn his crime into something it was not. He didn't set out to kill Trayvon Martin, he ended up killing him due to reckless behavior on his part (and on…

Are you a human, or are you a literal sasquatch? Because the latter scenario is the only way in which it makes sense for you to think the things you write are anything but inane drivel.

Yes, Zimmerman's life was certainly being threatened. No questions about it. Martin sure was using lethal force, yes sir.

"Any person would have shot someone doing that to them."

Yes, Tom in my former place of residence is correct. The name is a reference to the song, and also an anagram of Finale, but it's not the title of the song. How popular is Marty Robbins's El Paso anyway? I always do it for karaoke but am not sure how many other people actually know it.

It's kind of the only way to read that scene, though.

Wait where? I liked him in Brick and know Rian Johnson likes to use him.

Well actually, I think they showed both the same way - there's a cutaway when Jack fires his gun, just as how the vowel in FUCK is removed but you can hear the F and the K just fine.

I thought they were really going to kill Kirk, and that would have been awesome. After all, they did really kill Spock.

Paramatta Eels fan spotted.

I don't see how being fat makes someone less of a person. Quite the opposite, really.

Seeing Dunham naked, and seeing Patrick Wilson mostly naked, is a great motivation to get back to the gym. Maybe that's the real purpose?

What about a forthcoming adult novel?

What about a forthcoming adult novel?

The idea of North Korea having the resources to attack, let alone invade, the United States is so preposterous as to be insulting.