I legit thought at the end there she was gonna tell Jonah "You know, I don't only like girls…"

How sexy Sarah was when she said [insert literally any of her dialogue here]

Seems legit

Didn't think this was an A episode personally. But I suppose it was decent enough. I have a really hard time taking Jonah seriously though.

Pretty sure we'd admitted this a while back

One of the top five dumbest comments I've read on this site

I agree,I'll always try to understand someone else's point of view and give them the benefit of the doubt, but based on the quotes here the whole thing was self-contradictory nonsense. Which I guess is pretty similar to Trump's rhetoric anyway

You take the things he recites to beats seriously?

This sounds like something the person who created the giant mess that is The Life of Pablo would say

Fuckin ridikalis!

No worries, I was being facetious

And then they adopt the body?

That's totally something a slut-shamer would say.

37 seconds actually, according to Paul

Actually Paul pointed out a slightly more plausible explanation which is that it was from his pre-ejaculate that same night.

She's not unintelligent. She just lacks huge pockets of useful and common knowledge

Third graders*

He should just head up to the Bronx and get some from a Cambodian immigrant.

I can barely stand Paul but I LOVED that line

Didn't they say the murder scene thing happened right near where they live? Maybe it's walking distance. Not that that makes it okay but yea