"Key villain"? Is that code for "The Red Skull also comes back but we don't want you to know that yet"?

"Oh Sweet Nuthin" was maybe the first individual Velvet Underground song I ever heard and I'd be a fool not to rank it among their best (though "Pale Blue Eyes" is, in my opinion, their best song and very much a candidate for my single favorite song ever).

"Oh Sweet Nuthin" was maybe the first individual Velvet Underground song I ever heard and I'd be a fool not to rank it among their best (though "Pale Blue Eyes" is, in my opinion, their best song and very much a candidate for my single favorite song ever).

Must say, great as this album is, I've always preferred Velvet Underground's "The Velvet Underground" album as my personal favorite of theirs.

Must say, great as this album is, I've always preferred Velvet Underground's "The Velvet Underground" album as my personal favorite of theirs.

Now that I think about it, I'm a little surprised there isn't a gimmick account that tailors the Fresh Prince theme to every story or review.

Now that I think about it, I'm a little surprised there isn't a gimmick account that tailors the Fresh Prince theme to every story or review.

I think you mean shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits (ain't seven).

I think you mean shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits (ain't seven).

That's a bit like a Gotham City criminal psychologist saying "Bane is definitely the sanest one among them."

That's a bit like a Gotham City criminal psychologist saying "Bane is definitely the sanest one among them."

I personally love the "You'll just have to kill me." "Ok." excahnge. Only Alan Rickman could turn "Ok" into one of the most cold-blooded one-liners in film.

I personally love the "You'll just have to kill me." "Ok." excahnge. Only Alan Rickman could turn "Ok" into one of the most cold-blooded one-liners in film.

And of course:

And of course:

Almost anything Hans says is awesome (that's my favorite character from the whole damn series, if we're being frank), but you can't forget this gem:

Almost anything Hans says is awesome (that's my favorite character from the whole damn series, if we're being frank), but you can't forget this gem:

I'm sure Colorado Springs loves Texans. Weld County too, probably, but nobody likes Weld County back.

I'm sure Colorado Springs loves Texans. Weld County too, probably, but nobody likes Weld County back.

Man, this article made me realize that when I did a google search for Alamo ads and "Alamo Denver" popped up. WHY WAS THIS NOT MADE KNOWN TO ME?!