Oh right ooooi look at me I walk on water. I rip a square mile of iron ore and then toss it into orbit in case I want it later. I can move across water in any pose I'd like. I can do the friggin macerena across water, or under it. Or I just create a worm hole and by pass water completely. Like I said Jesus is weak…

Jesus is weak sauce bra

I don't even know what rise of the guardians is. Thought it was the fucking owl movie

Robert Thompson approved of the rhetoric behind this film. Someone please know what I'm talking about
This was supposed to go on the school of rock thing, funnier this way though

I'm just glad no one has made any jokes about Lokis staff so far

I dunno about Loki's staff… seriously though if he had it with him Thanos would have sensed it and taken it long ago

Did you name him Sluggo?

So? You can assume that about toll booth attendants as well. You can pretty much assume that about anyone (except young females).

Make Selena Gomez grow back here cheek fat!

I know I don't understand how someone who likes NOFX can't at least see why people like SW edit, meant as a response to werdup

If your sisters name is optimus prime or megatron I bet it was one of the most boring highly destructive rampages ever

Hey it was a pretty old laptop, and he used it to pay a morgage. I'm guessing that has something to do with Morgana Le Fey so be warned

For me it has to be my fanfiction about Millard Fillmore using science to fight black magic and to reveal those who are playing at using black magic. Millard Fillmore was born there and in the civil war days people came from all over the world to take party in rituals here because of some sort of ambient mystical…

http://www.theonion.com/art…

Was this a serious statement?

Correction, ratm are FOUR of the most pretentious douches on the planet.

You are right, 311 was hardly as pretentious and not nearly as self important as ratm

Yeah, but he disagrees with him. So throwing around accusations of anti semitism is understandable

The MC5 weren't showing up to every mtv event

They should at least fear that an educated populace could decide to do that to them. I mean that kind of outrage is in all the wrong places in the US, but I like how you are thinking.